COSMIC DRAMA CLUB mentorship

….playful, edgy & transformative 3- or 6-months 1:1 journey into the galaxies of You; expanded by sacred tools like tantric ASStrology, Akashic Records, Human Design, Gene Keys, tarot & oracle cards, Reiki, creative embodiment, kundalini + energy healing & a lot of yummy rituals.

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For sacred rebels, awakening healers, bold chain-breakers, embodied heart leaders, cosmic lovers & passionate visionaries that are ready to:

shed the layers of what you were told you needed to be in order to be loved, successful, seen, recognized, valued, fulfilled, safe at peace, & Remember your true nature + all that you truly came here to be;
find new, creative, liberating solutions to old outdated personal struggles;
explore the uncharted waters that take you out of your comfort zone & into your wildest, most fulfilling & pleasurable experience of life;
bridge the mental, the somatic, the emotional & the energetic to create holistic alignment & get into the most delicious surrendered flow with life - especially when it comes to pleasure, the juiciness of your eros, and how that supports your focus + purpose in life;
expand in your (sexual, kundalini) life force energy to boost your magnetism, clear old karmic/ancestral/generational programs, enhance your vitality & lift you into a wholesome state of prosperity;

soften your body & melt into an unshakable sense of inner safety & peace;
finally create that devoted spiritual practice that supports both your creative feminine flow & your masculine structure;
learn the language of your soul & your intuition;
strengthen your connection with your Cosmic Team (spirit guides, deities, healed ancestors, spirit animals, Higher Self…);
dance through life’s challenges like you fcking own the dance-floor!;

live in your purpose LIKE YOU WERE BORN FOR THIS (cause, ehem, you were!!!);

learn to make love to your shadows (limiting beliefs, shame, guilt, repression, rejection, fears, insecurities…) & turn your gorg human mess into a divine conscious sass;
speak & embody your Truth like it’s God/ddess speaking/moving through you (cause, ehem, He/She is!);
learn how to honor & embody YOUR unique flow (instead of trying to live another’s embodiment & truth);
feel, move, express + alchemize your emotions in ways that liberate you, spark your radiance & impress even your most annoying inner critic;
devote your life to something BIGGER & GREATER than you could have ever imagined…

GURL, YOU TALKING TO MEH???

THIS IS THE COSMIC REVOLUTION YOUR SOUL’S BEEN YEARNING FOR!

>> 3-MONTHS WEEKLY CEREMONIES
making your whole of life a ceremony;
working with the aliveness of the moment;
building consistency, devotion, authentic flow & continuous integration + embodiment;
playing with challenging beliefs, realigning with your values, honoring your desires & creating deep safety within

12 x 60 min sessions + in between voxer support + access to all programs, guided meditations & embodiment rituals inside Cosmic ASS Library

INVESTMENT; 2444 eur

*with 2/3/4 months playment plans available

FULL ON YES!

>> 3- OR 6-MONTHS BI-WEEKLY CEREMONIES
calling you forward into a whole new level of sovereignty, self-leadership, devoted practice, collaboration with the Spirit & deep intuitive embodiment

6 or 12 x 90 min sessions + in between voxer support + access to all programs, guided meditations & embodiment rituals inside Cosmic ASS Library

INVESTMENT;
1444 eur for 3 months,
2696 eur for 6 months

*with 2/3/4 months playment plans available

THIS IS ME

>> 6 MONTHS MONTHLY CEREMONIES
seasonal focus/flow - attuning to the bigger natural cycles of life & you;

6 x 120 min sessions once a month + in between voxer support + access to all programs, guided meditations & embodiment rituals inside Cosmic ASS Library

INVESTMENT; 1888 eur

*with 2/3/4 months playment plans available

SEASONAL DANCES

IN-DEPTH ASTROLOGY UNDERSTANDING
birth chart, transits, progressions, return charts, draconic astrology, working with axis, houses & archetypes

AKASHIC RECORDS GUIDANCE
connecting to your cosmic team, aligning with your higher self, learning from the past life energies & ancient wisdom of your soul

REIKI SUPPORT
sending energetic support to open up the light body & strengthen the intelligence of its own healing wisdom

HUMAN DESIGN & GENE KEYS ACTIVATIONS

TAROT & ORACLE CARDS PATHWAYS

GUIDED REFLECTION & JOURNALING

DREAM WORK & SENSUAL SHADOW PLAY

EMBODIMENT PRACTICES & GUIDED MEDITATIONS

CREATING RITUALS & THE MOST ALIGNED ROUTINES

PERSONALIZED PRACTICES & INTUITIVE ASSPLORATIONS

A SACRED ENERGETIC SPACE THAT ALSO HOLDS YOU IN BETWEEN SESSIONS

LET’S PLAY A LIL GAME, EY…

FIRSTLY,
I’d like to invite you to take a few deep full on inhalations & slow, long, audible exhalations.

See if there’s anything your body needs in this moment…
Perhaps a shake, a self-hug, a gentle or a firm touch, a little boogie,
a cheeky slap on the booty or simply to bring a smile to your face.

Claim this moment.
It is safe to allow this experience to move you.

Thank you for being here.
I am so glad you are here…

Stage 1: PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEART & LET THE HEAD NOD IF…

You feel A LOT, but don’t really know what to do with all of these intense emotions, which then results in you running towards COPING MECHANISMS (food, substances, social media, codependency etc.) that are not supporting & serving you well (anymore).
You tend to live in your head, get discouraged & bullied by the voice of your INNER CRITIC and feel disconnected from the body, which keeps you spinning in OVERTHINKING, anxiety, a state of urgency or constant worry.
You “know better” than to repeat the same old patterns, but not able to truly move from conditioned reacting state towards more conscious & aligned responding.
Fear of making the wrong decisions, saying the wrong things, making the wrong steps keeps you in a forever fixing mode, feeling NOT GOOD ENOUGH, not worthy or ready, paralyzed by PERFECTIONISTIC TENDENCIES & stuck in the loop of PROCRASTINATION.
You are tired of constant rushing, feeling like you are LOSING TIME or MISSING OUT on sth, which is connected to the pressuring idea of where you think (or had been told) you should be (by now).

Stage 2: ALLOW YOUR BODY TO PICK UP A GENTLE SWING & ALLOW AN HONORING “MMM” SOUND TO VIBRATE THROUGH YOU IF…

It often feels like you need to go at life alone, which is bringing up feelings of loneliness, confusion, frustration, inadequacy, unlovability, like you don’t belong here (or anywhere).
You tend to put your sense of worth into external circumstances (in other people’s projections & reactions to you, seeking external validation & permission to be yourself).
You struggle with setting BOUNDARIES (whether with people or other life situations), which often leaves you feeling depleted & burned out.
You can feel shame & guilt around prioritizing yourself & YOUR PLEASURE and truly going for what you want, because deep down, you feel this might be selfish, irresponsible, unrealistic, unproductive, not (possible) for you…
You feel a bit confused about your purpose & life mission or don’t know how to truly apply your desires & practically support your visions.

HONOURING & HOLDING YOU IN THAT…

I KNOW THIS SPACE.

ANDDD, I would like to take you to the other side of it, too.

Stage 3: CAN WE DO A GROOVY “YAS MAMA” IF THESE VISIONS FEEL YUMMY TO YOU? ;)

IMAGINE IF…

You could design your days in a way that it feels like being a hot love affair with life (and we know these can get a lil dramatic, but we are here to make an artful, deeply connecting & liberating kind of drama).
You could learn a more easeful & artful way of meeting your triggers, fears & insecurities, and stay present, connected & in-yo-lovin-power through all kinds of conflicts.
You could take your relationship with your intuition on a whole new level, moving through life with profound sense of trust, surrender & aligned embodied flow.
You were able to create a deep intimacy & harmony with + between your inner polarities (inner masculine & inner feminine) + expand this playful & enriching inner dynamic to relationships with other people & life situations, too.
You proved to yourself that you are worthy & able to receive the guidance & support that your heart truly desires.
Your desire for DEEP CONNECTIONS was met by a loving, supporting, accepting COMMUNITY of like-loving beings to share your journey with, be seen & celebrated for your vulnerable expression.

Stage 4: NOW CAN YOU GIMME A ‘FUCK YE’ IF YOU ARE
READY TO…

Prioritize what feels good, truthful & aligned for you in the most enriching way.
Reconnect & cultivate a loving relationship with YOUR BODY.
Be more IN your body, expand your pleasure, sink deeper into your heart & live from an embodied “fuckye” alignment.
Feel more confident, empowered & safe to be your AUTHENTIC SELF.
Start truly, deeply TRUSTING yourself, others, life & the Universe to support you through anything.
LOVE YOUR MESS(INESS) & come to a point where your struggles start to amuse you instead of stress you out.
Be in PEACE & FULL ACCEPTANCE of all aspects of yourself, embodying the fact that…

you are inherently worthy,
unconditionally loved,
fundamentally okay in all situations &
you unquestionably belong HERE & everywhere.

THIS IS WHAT THIS JOURNEY IS ALL ABOUT…

FEELING THAT BODY-CENTERED, HEART-OPENING, SOUL-DRIPPING ACTIVATION?

YOUR SOUL KNOWS.
YOU BODY FEELS IT.
Your mind might want to do some cha-cha-cha around it, which is totally cool, but when tuning into your heart, tapping into the wisdom from your womb, asking your soul… You already know.

Observe what happens within your system when you imagine dancing in the field of Cosmic ASS - the field of limitless potentiality, unconditional acceptance, ancient remembering, full being activations, transcendental realignment… How does it feel?

Allow me to dance with you…